Stego (Creature)

The Stegoland is a mythical creature that originated in Stegoland, a fifth-dimensional realm. Third-dimensional shenanigan researchers from Clorox have discovered a recipe for synthesizing Stegos, which had been stolen by The Spencer (Ingredients listed below)

3 Pinecones

1 Pankacke

1/2 lb of Vibranium

1 brain of a hyper-intelligent cow

Plus a secret Ingredient that I will not Disclose

Bake in a barrel of toxic sludge for 30 minutes

-The Spencer